Dear Facebook,
It was fun knowing you my friend.I think I need to take a break now.You are taking too much of my time.You and your bratha Youtube are responsible for me staying up till late night and making me lose sleep.This has inturn resulted in weight gains and hair greying.I can't forgive you for that ! Dude noone messes with my hair.N-o-o-n-e ! I am working only at 50% of my potential because of all the distractions caused by you.Wow imagine if I were to increase it to say...75%.How can one become more awesome >>>>> Is there are a term called awesomer ? Anyways..There is no ETA regarding my return and I will be spending more time over here because this is more fruitful and effective thing to do.
Love,
Traveller
Foot Notes:I haven't followed EPL in a long time.Saw 1 match for the first time in 2 yrs .Arsenal got ArseF***** by Man U - 8:2 .Being an Arsenal fan.. that was genocide !
After suffering a concussion due to the fall last month,I decided to stop the rock climbing thingy(too many strings...err harnesses attached).So I have taken up tennis now.Nearly died of a heart attack today.Running around for 1.5 hrs is not my thing anymore.Ageing due to fat accumilaton is a reality..sadly !
The next couple of weeks will be pretty busy as Onam is round the corner.Oh lemme guess... you don't know Onam? It is this Malayalee festival(my best guess is that it too is a harvest festival like most others).It is celebrated to mark the occasion when Kerala waits for the return of its Legendary Chief Minister err...King Mahabali who visits his subject's(or their great great great great great times great squared cubed and raised to the power (n) grandchildren).
This is a big occasion for us as he comes only once a year from the underworld.Erm don't get me wrong, he aint no thug,underworld is like the world under...There's heaven,earth and pathala (underworld).Mahabali was tricked man ! More on this in the next part..
